All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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lol

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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John lazzaro likes dick

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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I'm rick james bitch

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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