What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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