- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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