- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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