- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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