- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

a man was shot.... he died

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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