Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Anti Joke

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