- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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