- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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