Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Chris is hairy

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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