How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Roses are red.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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