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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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