- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

So a baby seal walks into a club

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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