- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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