Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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