What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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alert('The Game')

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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