- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

DEATH.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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