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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

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