- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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