- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

I'm winning at Scrabble.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Lets Go Lakers!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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