What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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