These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Please don't shoot me

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Waffles ate my grandma

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penis

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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