Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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