A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Your mom is so old she died

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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