- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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