Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

there was once a jew

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Stephen Hawking

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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