- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Stephen Hawking

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

there was once a jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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