- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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knock knock Goodbye

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

I don't get it

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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