- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Women's rights.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??