Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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