- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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