- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

where's mom I killed her

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

I went to work today....

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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