Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

sky's sty

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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