What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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