- Anti Joke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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