Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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hi michael

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's blue? The sky.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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