- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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