I'm HIV positive.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

No your aunties a joke

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

gingers

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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