Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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