- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Justin Bieber.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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