- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Kys

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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