- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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