your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Black people in Camden NJ.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Dead girls can't say no.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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