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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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