- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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