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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

breasts

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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