a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

woman's lacrosse

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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