Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Anti Joke

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