Psychics.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Chlamydia

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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