- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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