1+1=2

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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