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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Once upon a time, The end.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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