A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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