Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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