- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A American seeking into mexico

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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