A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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