Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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