- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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