- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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