What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Waffles ate my grandma

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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