Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you call your mama at the gas station

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

thumb_up thumb_down -6

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

thumb_up thumb_down -6

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops