- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My dog barks when someones at the door.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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