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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

hi mom

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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