Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Knock Knock Who's there

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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