- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

knock knock come in !

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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