- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

women's rights.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Anyone can post anything.

people magazine

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I love alchohol!

kieran is a homosexual

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

School

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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