Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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