When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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