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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?